Loan Officer Jokes

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.

Loan officer jokes. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan so the blonde hands over the keys to a new rolls royce. Three weeks later the man comes into the bank pays back the 2 000 loan plus 10 interest and regains possession of the rolls royce. Share these jokes about bankers with your friends.

Everything checks out and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. If you owe the bank 100 that s. The loan officer requested collateral and the man gave him the keys of the rolls royce.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan so the woman hands over the keys to a new rolls royce. An employee drives the rolls into the bank s underground garage and parks it. She says she s going to europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5 000 00.

The loan officer requested collateral and the man gave him the keys of the rolls royce. Overworked underpaid person who collects the garbage received from the loan officer and transforms it into a real loan. The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank s underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man 2 000.

Two weeks later the man goes to the bank and asks to settle up his loan. Highly qualified financial analyst who typically developed these skills while selling used cars or encyclopedias. She says she s going to europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow 5 000.

A woman walks into a bank in new york city and asks for a loan officer. A blonde walks into a bank in new york city and asks for the loan officer. This joke may contain profanity.